"DAN!!! Get up you lazy pineapple!" Phil shouts at me.
"Shut up you twat!!" I yell back.
"Come on Dan we have to do film today." Phil says coming into my room. I sigh and slide out of my duvet and rub my eyes.
"Okay let me get ready." I say.
"Oh come on. Well I'll go start Buffy since that's how long it will take you." Phil says and sticks his tongue out at me.
"Twat." I say under my breath and go into the shower.
I'm just finishing straightening my hair when Phil pounds on the bathroom door.
"I have to pee!!!" He wails like a five year old girl.
"Hold it." I say and arrange my fringe perfectly straight. Phil bangs on the door again and I reluctantly unplug my straightener and open the door. Phil runs past me and I quickly shut the door after him.
A couple minutes later Phil comes to the living room.
"Ready?" Phil asks. I nod and we start the camera.
"What are we forgetting?" Phil asks looking at me skeptically. I smile and throw the sharpie at him while squealing "SHARPIE!"
Phil laughs and he puts my cat whiskers on, and I do his. (his cat whiskers you naughty people.)
We start rambling on about how the fumes affect us.
"You know what I think?" Phil asks.
"Nudes." I say and Phil goes bright red.
"NO! I mean-What I think is that the fumes of sharpies are meant to make you weird.." Phil goes on with his conspiracy for a couple moments. When he finishes I clap.
"Sarah asks would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn't?" I say laughing. Phil goes bright red and tries to think of something to say.
I fall on the floor laughing and we lay there for a minute before getting up and asking more insane questions.
After we're done we have about three and a half hours of film to edit. Phil and I take a break before editing and get some food.
"So do you think the fans will like it?" Phil asks
"Of course!" I say.
Phil and I edit the video and end up with about five and a half minutes of questions and us jumping around being weird. I let Phil finish it as I go wash off the cat whiskers that have been itching for a while now.
"Posted." Phil says and stands next to me washing his whiskers off as well.
