A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab them all back for you.
A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer
Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.
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Funny Jokes and Quotes
HumorThis book was inspired by @Lemondroptide, like most of my books on Wattpad. She has her own version called The joke book. Most, well maybe all of these quotes are not mine. They were either researched or made by another one of my friends, @secretho...
