Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
I'm not a complete idiot......some parts are missing
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls.....and off the occasional cliff.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
You're just jealous 'cuz the voices only talk to me!
YOU ARE READING
Funny Jokes and Quotes
HumorThis book was inspired by @Lemondroptide, like most of my books on Wattpad. She has her own version called The joke book. Most, well maybe all of these quotes are not mine. They were either researched or made by another one of my friends, @secretho...
