When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Skinny people are easier to kidnap, stay safe, eat cake!
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Funny Jokes and Quotes
HumorThis book was inspired by @Lemondroptide, like most of my books on Wattpad. She has her own version called The joke book. Most, well maybe all of these quotes are not mine. They were either researched or made by another one of my friends, @secretho...
