Twilight wife swap

The departure

Esmes POV .

I still can't believe Emmett did this , he is my son , I love him , I have to but for 90 years old he seriously acts four years old .

"Are you ready my dear" asks my husbands smooth voice from behind me .

I sigh God I'm going to miss him two weeks without seeing his face it to kill me wait I'm dead ok it will break my heart not that it actually works but oh well .

"You don't have to go you know" my husband tells me gently pulling me into a hug .

I snuggle into him and close my eyes .

"I know but it could be good maybe and what can we do about it now hopefully Emmett will learn a lesson about signing me up for things after wards" I mutter into my husbands jumper .

We stay like this for a while before were infuriated by Jasper .

"Umm Esme sorry to interrupt but the cars here" he says .

"Ok thank you jasper" I smile in my motherly tone .

He nods and leaves .

"Showtime" I say nervously to Carlisle .

"I love you Esme Ann Cullen" Carlisle tells me .

"And I love you Carlisle Cullen" I reply .

"Forever" he says .

"Forever" I reply .

We walk downstairs where all the kids are standing in a row .

"Now Nessie you need to be a really good girl for everyone whilst I'm away and I promise I'll be home really soon" I tell my gorgeous granddaughter .

"I'll be good nanny I pwomise" smiles ness sweetly .

I smile and give her a hug .

"Edward look after everyone don't let Emmett and jasper attack the woman and definitely don't let rose" I tell him .

"Don't worry Esme we'll be fine" he reassures me .

"Bella I'm going to miss you take care of ness and Edward don't let Him and Emmett wind each other up" I tell her giving her a hug .

"I won't have fun" she smiles .

"Jasper try not to mess with her moods we want her to think we're a normal family" I tell him causing everyone to laugh "and keep alice calm" .

"Don't worry I will do my best" he tells me .

I smile and move on .

"My beautiful little pixie alice please don't kill the woman with happiness and look after Bella and Rosalie don't let them rip the woman to shreds" I tell her giving her. Hug .

"I'll try have fun I'll miss you" she tells me .

"Rosalie My gorgeous gorgeous Rosalie , please don't rip the woman to shreds remember who you are and keep your chin up my darling" I tell her .

"I wish you didn't have to go" she tells me hugging me .

"Don't worry I'll be back before you know it" I reassure her pulling away and smiling .

"Emmett what do I say to you?" I say pretending to be angry .

"I sowy mummy" he says in a baby voice .

"Your forgiven just never do this to me again promise?" I ask .

"Promise" he says .

I move onto my Carlisle .

I kiss him passionately before pulling away and turning to my children .

"What do you do if she starts flirting with Carlisle?" I ask them .

"Shout rape until she backs of" they all reply .

"Good" I smile winking at them .

I pick up my luggage and walk to the car . Hell here I come .

Patricia Richardson's POV

Well it's finally te day I leave for forks Washington , I don't hVe very high excite rations I mean forks , seriously? It's probably going to be some skanky shock in The woods somewhere . I will miss my house my beautiful house , I won't miss my family that much well I'll miss there manners and behaviour these kids will probably be out of control anyway I suppose I better go and say goodbye to my develsom children and awful husband  .

"Goodbye mother" says Mark bowing to me .

"Goodbye mother" says Karen curtsying .

"Goodbye mother" says Adam bowing .

"Good bye children" I tell them all .

"Goodbye Paul" says kissing me like a tortoise .

"Yes byevPaul" I say to him before picking up my bags and leaving the house , watch out Cullens I'm coming to get you .