Twilight wife swap

The arrival .

Esmes PoV .

I'm really gonna miss forks , I'm going to miss Emmett's pranks and Alice's shopping sprees and Bella's down to earth attitude and Edwards music and Rosalie's fashion and Jaspers ability to calm people and Renesmes sweet nature and my Carlisle God    I'll miss my Carlsile I swear to good of that woman...

I'm interrupted by the driver.

"We're her"  he tells me gruffly .

I smile politely and thank him . I exit the car and collect my bags .

I front of me is a middle class house not that big it's white paint is peeling slightly and  the window pained ante cracked and dirty . I walk upto the door and it's open . I let myself in and am greeted with possibly the worst interior decoration ever alice would scream .
It seems to be a peach theme but nothing coordinatied and the wallpaper looks like it's from the 60's I'd know . I walk into the first room which appears to be a lounge , there's a squashed worn out yellow sofa with a horrid pink armchair and stained white carpet with a tiny tb . Then there's the dinning room which looks slightly better with a wooden table and chairs but I don't have many wirkda for the rest of it . The kitchen is a marron colour with cub birds hanging of walls and a load of plates that look as if they've been there for weeks . Upstairs there's three rooms . One is painted pink with a desk lots of books and a bed with a pink bedsheets , girl I think . Wlneztddoor is a boys room that's painted blue with two beds , brothers I think . The next room is white with a double bed the patents room I think . I make my way down stairs and decided to read the manual

Dear Mrs Cullen

My name is Patricia Richardson and I live with my eldest son Mark 13 Karen 10 Adam 8  and my husband Paul . Mark enjoys cricket and the school debate team , Karen enjoys cooking and sewing whilst Adam enjoys history and football . Paul works 8-5 everyday and the kids go to school do their chores cook dinner clean ect and attend after school activities . I hope you will have a wonderful time with my perfect family whilst I help your poor unfortunate one .

Scenically- Patricia Richardson

How dare this woman say that she doesn't even know me or my family , if that's the mother heats the rest of the family going to be like?

Patricia's PoV .

I bet there all going to be horrible . I bet they'll have no manners a horrible house and...

"We're here" says the driver interrupting my thoughts , how rude .

I look up and see the most beautiful mansion ever . I get out and scarcely make my way towards the door . I open it and am welcomed with the most gorgeous interior ever .

(A/N I can't be bothered todo the whole house tour as its huge so I'll just do the bedrooms)

I open the the first door to be greeted with a room bigger than all me and my kids rooms put together .

In the middle there is a queen sized double bed with one side covered with girls beauty and hair products whilst the other sports magazines and weights . The closet is massive half with girls clothes half with boys as is the en suite (Rosalie's and Emmetts room) .

The next room has the same bed and one side of the room covered in everything fashion whilst the other covered in everything to do with the civil war and the closet even bigger than the last. (Alice and jasper)

The next room has the same bed. And one side cased in CDs with a beautiful piano on one side and shelves stacked with classic books on the other side (Bella and Edward)

The last room is the master but I decide. It to look ok there , insted I make my way downstairs to read the Manual .

Dear Mrs Richardson

My name is Esme Cullen and I live here in forks with my family . There is me my husband Dr Carlisle Cullen and our 6 adopted teenagers and 1 adopted child . There is Edward 18 Bella 17 Rosalie 18 jasper 18 Alice 17 Emmett 18 and Renesme  7 however she is spending time with her other grandfather for the wife swap . Our children are all in relationships , we have no problem with this as they are not actually related . The couples are Edward and Bella , Alice and Jasper and Emmett and Rosalie . Edward enjoys playing the piano , he is very talented and does not like to be i turreted when he is playing . Bella enjoys reading and listening to Edward play the piano . Emmett enjoys sports mainly wrestling , he likes playing pranks so watch your back . Rosalie will seem cold at first she just doesn't like new people so don't worry if she seems a bit off with you but she enjoys fashion spending time with Emmett . Jasper loves the civil war he will sometimes look as if he's in pain but that's just his past , don't ask him about hot as he doesn't like talking about it . Alice loves fashion and dressing up Bella who hates it . My husband Carlisle works long hours at the hospital and enjoys helping people , if he's in his study please don't disturb him . I enjoy gardening and interior design . I hope you enjoy your day with my family .

Kind regards - Esme Cullen