Twilight wife swap

The meeting

Patricia's PoV

I Finished reading the manual and put it down on the table . Six teenagers , Six teenagers and there altogether what is this inbred freak house . Just because they're not related does not mean it's ok , firstly they're only teenagers and secondly THEYRE RELATED .

Outside I hear three cars pulling up . I make my way across the house and stand in front of the door ready to meet my supposed family .

I was not prepared for what came next . Seven of the most beautiful people of ever seen walked through the door laughing and chatting . I have to actually put my hand under my chin to stop my jaw dropping .

Then I see him , the most gorgeous hunkiest man ever .

"Hi I'm Dr Carlisle Cullen and this is my family" he says to me holding out his hand .

I take it and oh that handshake , hello Dr hot stuff .

"I'm umm I'm ... Patricia , Patricia Richardson" I say with a stutter .

"It's a pleasure to meet you kids introduce yourself's please" he says calmly to the six teenagers .

"I'm Rosalie , rose to my friends and family , you are neither so you call me rose" says the blonde in a Harris time .

"I'm Emmett" says the man next to her gruffly .

"I'm jasper it's lovely to meet you" says the blonde boy in a forced out voice , d looks in pain what a freak .

"I'm alice" says a hyper pixie girl next to him .

"Bella" says the brow haired girl shortly .

"And I'm Edward" says the man next to her .

"Well hello to you all what do you enjoy doing?" I ask them .

They all look at me bordly , here I am trying to get along and be nice and they're being so rude! Well two can play at that game!

"I asked you a question" I say anger rising in my voice .

"Alright chill out jezz , I like fashion and my porchse" says the blonde bitch (Rosalie) god she's so rude .

"I like wrestling and video games" says the massive monkey boy on steroids (Emmett) .

"I like the civil war and anything to do with history" Said the sadistic loaner (jasper) .

"I like fashion and shopping") says the Pixie on drugs (Alice) .

"I like listening to Edward okay the piano and old books" says the brown haired bitch (Bella) .

"I like playing the piano and spending time with Bella" said the miserable sad loaner (Edward) .

Then they all walk into the other room .
I clear my throat several times trying to get there attention but nothing .

"EXCUSE ME" I yell .

"WHAT?" They all yell back .

"Who's making dinner?" I ask .

"You" they reply .

"I don't think so I laugh .

"Fine don't eat then" shrugs the blonde bitch .

"No it's fine me and Bella will make dinner" says the pixie sweetly .

Bellas PoV

"Why'd you drag me down with you" I hiss at alice in the kitchen .

"Because I had this vision of you and me making horrid food and her eating it and hating it" smiles alice evilly .

"Ok so we'll make soup and we can all have blood soup and she can have horrible stuff" I tell alice .

Me and Alice get to work making the blood soup and then hers . In hers is...

Garlic
Onion
Mouldy cheese
A little blood
Lemon
Grapes
Potato
Hay
Dirt
Butter
Chilli.

Once the soups done we call everyone for dinner exchanging some cheeky looks with each other .

Everyone's about to tuck in until Patricia inturupts them .

"Arnt we going to say grace?" She asks .

"We don't usually but if you want to we will respect that and wait" says Carlisle .

She begins to say grace and goes on for about 10 minutes . When she finishes we all eat . She tucks in screams and spits it out .

"ARE YOU TRYING TO POSION ME YOU STUPID GIRLS THIS IS DISGUSTING IM GOING TI BED!" She yells .

After she leaves the room everyone bursts out laughing .

Maybe this wife swap Won't be such a bad thing .

(A/N the next part will be Esmes PoV just to tiered to write it now x)