Patricia's PoV
I Finished reading the manual and put it down on the table . Six teenagers , Six teenagers and there altogether what is this inbred freak house . Just because they're not related does not mean it's ok , firstly they're only teenagers and secondly THEYRE RELATED .
Outside I hear three cars pulling up . I make my way across the house and stand in front of the door ready to meet my supposed family .
I was not prepared for what came next . Seven of the most beautiful people of ever seen walked through the door laughing and chatting . I have to actually put my hand under my chin to stop my jaw dropping .
Then I see him , the most gorgeous hunkiest man ever .
"Hi I'm Dr Carlisle Cullen and this is my family" he says to me holding out his hand .
I take it and oh that handshake , hello Dr hot stuff .
"I'm umm I'm ... Patricia , Patricia Richardson" I say with a stutter .
"It's a pleasure to meet you kids introduce yourself's please" he says calmly to the six teenagers .
"I'm Rosalie , rose to my friends and family , you are neither so you call me rose" says the blonde in a Harris time .
"I'm Emmett" says the man next to her gruffly .
"I'm jasper it's lovely to meet you" says the blonde boy in a forced out voice , d looks in pain what a freak .
"I'm alice" says a hyper pixie girl next to him .
"Bella" says the brow haired girl shortly .
"And I'm Edward" says the man next to her .
"Well hello to you all what do you enjoy doing?" I ask them .
They all look at me bordly , here I am trying to get along and be nice and they're being so rude! Well two can play at that game!
"I asked you a question" I say anger rising in my voice .
"Alright chill out jezz , I like fashion and my porchse" says the blonde bitch (Rosalie) god she's so rude .
"I like wrestling and video games" says the massive monkey boy on steroids (Emmett) .
"I like the civil war and anything to do with history" Said the sadistic loaner (jasper) .
"I like fashion and shopping") says the Pixie on drugs (Alice) .
"I like listening to Edward okay the piano and old books" says the brown haired bitch (Bella) .
"I like playing the piano and spending time with Bella" said the miserable sad loaner (Edward) .
Then they all walk into the other room .
I clear my throat several times trying to get there attention but nothing .
"EXCUSE ME" I yell .
"WHAT?" They all yell back .
"Who's making dinner?" I ask .
"You" they reply .
"I don't think so I laugh .
"Fine don't eat then" shrugs the blonde bitch .
"No it's fine me and Bella will make dinner" says the pixie sweetly .
Bellas PoV
"Why'd you drag me down with you" I hiss at alice in the kitchen .
"Because I had this vision of you and me making horrid food and her eating it and hating it" smiles alice evilly .
"Ok so we'll make soup and we can all have blood soup and she can have horrible stuff" I tell alice .
Me and Alice get to work making the blood soup and then hers . In hers is...
Garlic
Onion
Mouldy cheese
A little blood
Lemon
Grapes
Potato
Hay
Dirt
Butter
Chilli.
Once the soups done we call everyone for dinner exchanging some cheeky looks with each other .
Everyone's about to tuck in until Patricia inturupts them .
"Arnt we going to say grace?" She asks .
"We don't usually but if you want to we will respect that and wait" says Carlisle .
She begins to say grace and goes on for about 10 minutes . When she finishes we all eat . She tucks in screams and spits it out .
"ARE YOU TRYING TO POSION ME YOU STUPID GIRLS THIS IS DISGUSTING IM GOING TI BED!" She yells .
After she leaves the room everyone bursts out laughing .
Maybe this wife swap Won't be such a bad thing .
(A/N the next part will be Esmes PoV just to tiered to write it now x)'
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