★5SOS Joke Book★

Chill

Ashton: Michael just opened a drink with a remote LOL

Calum: Michael is a fucking animal when he's on drums LOL

Luke: Michael is so edgy

Ashton: Mike is the only guy to carry a plastic sword around at a party and somehow make it cool...

Ashton: I like Michael's hair whatever colour it is, it's pwetty :-)

Luke: Don't wake the Clifford

Luke: "what the fuck is wrong with this butter?" Michael Clifford everyone

Ashton: At training Mike asks "why do we do squats?" Lol, "squats a plenty = toned buttocks"
Mike says "I don't want a ghetto booty" hahaha

Michael seems like such a chill and cool person tbh