Liam: We need to meet
You: wut
Liam: we've been talking for like 6 months we gotta meet
You: slow down there tiger
You: how about we skype instead
Liam: ok I'm down
You: you busy right now?
Liam: no
You: call me "ZaynMalik92"
Liam: right now
You: right now
Liam: so that means I'll get to hear your voice and everything
You: 😂 yes Lima Bean
Liam: I'm getting excited
You: gross
Liam: NOT THAT KIND OF EXCITED U CHILD MOLTESTER
You: damn.
You: just call me you idiot
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question: sexuality?
Answer: pizza.