Omegle [Ziam AU]

Seven

Liam: Send a selfie

Liam: u promised bby

You: I'm walking home I can't send a selfie

Liam: take a walking selfie

You: but there's people

Liam: who gives a donkey's balls if there are people

You: uh I do

Liam: plllzzzz

Liam: I took a selfie in the morning for u now it's ur turn

You: ugh fine

You: *first photo*

Liam is typing..

Liam: JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

Liam: U ARE A GOD PRINCESS

Liam: ARE YOU EVEN REAL

You: *2nd photo*

You: uh I think so?

Liam: HOLY SHIT

Liam: UR KILLING ME ZEN UR KILLIN ME

You: lol

Liam: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE PERFECT HUMAN BEING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

You: stfu

Liam: I WILL NOT BRB IM WRITING A 20 PAGE ESSAY ON WHY YOU WERE SCULPTED BY THE GODS!

A/N

And another chapter hurray!

Can Calvin go choke on horse dicks bc he's such a fake friend and can honestly go straight to hell I hate the bastard so much. He insulted Louis' voice and EVERYONE knows that Louis is just now getting comfortable with his singing and having a "friend" talk shit about your biggest insecurity isn't going to help.