Omegle [Ziam AU]

Four

Liam: Hey princess

Liam: Princess....

Liam: where is u

Liam: HELLOOOOO

Liam: I WILL START SENDING THE ALPHABET IF YOU DON'T RESPOND I STG

Liam: A

Liam: B

Liam: C

You: JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE SO IMPATIENT LIMA BEAN

Liam: Well what were you doing that's more important than ur bff Liam

You: wanking

Liam: ok tru

You: now what do you want

Liam: I just wanted to chat with my fav

You: we've been talking for a month I know for a fact you want something from me

Liam: Smh fine, I say you should send a selfie so I can see how pretty u are

You: I'm a man

Liam: whatever you say princess

You: fine

You: *attached photo above*

Liam: hottie

Liam: now send me a real photo

You: that is a real photo

Liam: I'm pretty sure you're not a cockroach

You: wait you think that's a cockroach

Liam: or a loaf of bread idk

You: I FSNT STOP LAUGNING

You: THATS A BAT IDIOT

Liam: idk I didn't pay attention in school

You: BUT YOU SHOUKD HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO KNOW ITS NOT A FUCKING COCKROACH

You: IM DYING

Liam: ouch u hurt my feeling

You: I'm done here then *packs up stuff*

Liam: I have to go but next time you're sending a selfie

You: whatever you say daddy.

A/N

SO LAST NIGHT ME AND MY FRIEND HAD A CONVO EXACRLY LIKE THE ONE I HAD THEM HAVE AND SHE WAS LIKE "IT LOOKS LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD" (the ugly bat)

SO WE KEPT PHOTOSHOPPING THE BAT ONTO PEOPLE AND THINGS AND IT WAS SO FUNNY I WOKE UP MY PARENTS AT 2 AM FROM LAUGHING

(Should I post a collage of all the photoshops we made in the next chapter)