You are now chatting with a random stranger, Say hi.
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: you get straight to the point don't ya
Stranger: I like to know
You: M 17 UK
Stranger: I chatted with someone just like you
You: must be a coincidence unless your name happens to be Liam
Stranger: it is
You:oh hi again
Stranger: Weird name guy?
You: It's Zayn you wanker
Stranger: I thought I would never talk to you again
You: that was my plan
Stranger: this is a sign from God
You:no it isn't
Stranger: Jesus himself wanted us to talk again
You: calm ur tits
Stranger:Will you give me ur kik now????
You: not so fast
Stranger: yyyyyy
You: you never told me ur asl
Stranger: you never answered if you were gay
You: asl???? Pllzzzz
Stranger: 18 m UK u should know dis
You: oooooo an older lad
Stranger: by like a year
You: still u could get beer
Stranger: so will you give me ur kik now??
You: fine
You: cxckislovecxckislife
Stranger is typing...
Stranger: HA I KNEW YOU WERE GAY HAHA
you: shut up lima bean
You have disconnected
