Cutie And The Clown A Humanstuck Gamzee x Reader

Chapter 9

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You are waken up by the bright sunlight that bleeds through the light indigo curtains that cover the windows. You look around the familiar room and try to get up, only to be pulled back. "Oh yeah. I fell asleep cuddling with this cute dork last night," you think to yourself remembering. "MoRnInG, sIs," Gamzee says as you at glance at him. "Hey, GamGam. We have school today, so get your lazy butt out of bed and get ready!" you say, pulling away from his strong arms. "OkAy, FiNe. WhAt DaY iS iT?" he asks quietly. "It's Tuesday. I'm going to borrow your shower. Be right back," you say. ((I just reread this. "Borrow your shower" Ohmygod x3))

You leave the room and enter the bathroom. You turn on the shower, strip of your clothes, and enter. "Now, where the fuck is the soap and shampoo," you think to yourself. You grab a bar of soap- which is atop a small shelf- along with a bottle of shampoo that you find. You begin to wash yourself when you hear the bathroom door creek open. You move the bathroom curtains a little so you can see the intruder. "HeY, sIs. CaN i JoIn?" the clown says. "Oh my God, Gamzee. You gave me a fucking heart attack," you say. "So Is ThAt A yEs?" he asks. You sigh in frustration and nod. His face instantly lights up and he walks into the shower. You cove your breasts with one arm and attempt to cover your womanhood with the other as you blush a deep red and scowl. He just keeps staring and grinning like the idiot he is. "Stop staring. I only let you in because we would have to leave when I was done. I wasn't going to let you go to school smelly," you say playfully. "YoU'rE sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg CuTe WhEn YoU'rE aNgRy," he says while pulling you closer to him. You blush harder as he leans in an me kisses you passionately. You both pull away after a minute for air. He smirks. "Gam, at this rate, were going to fucking miss school," you say. "AwW. cAn'T a LuCkY mAn LiKe Me HaVe SoMe FuN?" he asks. "Oh my God, Gamzee. How do you be so fucking charming?" you say smiling. Just as he is leaning in to kiss you again, there is a knock at the bathroom door. "One minute!" you say. "Be RiGhT oUt, KuRbRO!" Gamzee follows. Hearing both you and Gamzee in the bathroom, Kurloz barges in and pulls the shower curtains. "WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK?! WHY ARE YOU AND ______ (Y/N) SHOWERING TOGETHER? DO I NEED TO BRING KANKRI HERE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT TRIGGERING?" he says in sign language. "OH MY MOTHERFUCK, BRO! GET OUT!" Gamzee says pointing to the door. ((I made Gamzee sound like Dave on accident. Oh my God.)) Kurloz closes his eyes for a second and pinches the bridge of his nose before finally turning around and leavening. "That was so fucking awkward and now we're going to be late. Great. Let's hurry the fuck up here?" you suggest, blushing profusely. You feel so awkward and exposed that you just want to push Gamzee out and shower in peace, but you don't. "OkAy, FiNe," Gamzee groans.

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"I hate school. I hate school. I hate school," you repeat to yourself. "YoU'rE nOt ThE oNlY oNe, SiS. rEmEmBeR tO sPrEaD tHe WoRd AbOuT mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg PaRtY," Gamzee says. "Okay got it. Now, let's head to class. We're already late," with that said, you and Gamzee head to your first period class, holding your ______ (F/C) matching sweaters and sewing supplies.

Be GamGam

"Late, once again, I see?" the old women says. You've never much cared for you Home Economics teacher, but then again, do you really care about school, let alone your motherfucking annoying teachers? The answer is, no, not really.

You and ______ (Y/N) just stare at her. You shrug and glance at ______ (Y/N), who is rolling her eyes. "What is your reason for being late?" the witch asks. "She wwas probably out being a slut with her neww boyfriend, the dumb stoner," Eridan perks up. You hear a giggle throughout the class and glare at the hipster. ______ (Y/N) looks hurt. "WhY dOn'T yOu MoThErFuCkInG bAcK oFf, BrO," you say. "Boys, you can take your fighting somewhere else. I don't need this in my classroom, especially you, Eridan! I did not let you attend my class so you can fool around!" the old bat yells. "I don't care right noww. Gamzee Makara, I challenge you in a fight! WWinner gets the girl!" Eridan yells, getting up from his seat. "ChAlLeNgE eXcEpTeD," you say calmly, but with anger in your voice. "Guys, I'm not a fucking object. You fighting isn't going to change how I feel," ______ (Y/N) says. "I kNoW, bUt I sTiLl WaNt To KiCk HiS mOtHeRfUcKiNg AsS. hE iS gOiNg To HaVe To LeArN tHaT yOu ArE mY mIrAcLe, AnD mInE aLoNe!" you say while cracking your knuckles. "Oh, I'm so scared. WWhat are you goin to do, clown boy? Give me matchin scars, like the ones on your face?" you growl. You were in a hurry this morning and forgot to put on your clown makeup. "ShUt YoUr TrAp AnD fOlLoW mE," you say, leaving the classroom. Eridan, ______ (Y/N), and the rest of the class follows. "I will not tolerate fighting! Stop, this instant!" the teacher yells. "Sorry, Teach, but I don't need you lecturin right noww," Eridan says. Everyone surrounds you and him. The teacher runs off, probably to go get the principal.

Eridan throws the first punch and he lands square on your chin. "Gamzee!" you here ______ (Y/N) yell as you slightly black out, only for a second. He goes in for another punch at your face, but you dodge it and uppercut him. He stumble back, but quickly gains back his balance. "Are you asshole even listening to me? This isn't some old fashion Disney movie where the dudes fight for the girl! This is stupid!" (Y/N) yells in frustration. Eridan glares hard at you and spits on your face, distracting you enough for him to jump on top of you. "Did you knoww wwe did it? Huh, Makara?" the fishboy smirks. You are stronger and slightly bigger than him, so you push him off. "YOU CAN'T HAVE ______ (Y/N)!" you say, picking the hipster up above your head and throwing him on the ground. You kick him continuously. His whimpering is music to your ears. "Gamzee, stop!" ______ (Y/N) says while running to Eridan's side, bringing you back to reality. "I'm So SoRrY, ______ (Y/N)," you say apologetically. "It's okay. It wasn't your fault," she says while rolling Eridan over so he is facing her. "I'm so sorry, ______ (Y/N). Please, forgivve me," he says before passing out. The teacher and principal suddenly appear and run toward the crowds. "ShIt," you think out loud. "Call an ambulance," the principal says while pushing everyone out of the way. She looks at Eridan, then you. "Gamzee Makara, my office, now! And only you!" she says glaring at you and ______ (Y/N). "Good luck," she whispers in your ear then kisses your forehead. She returns to Eridan's side, which makes you a little jealous, but that didn't matter right now. You head off to the principals office.

Be ______ (Y/N)

Gamzee had just left to the office. "I hope he doesn't get in too much trouble," you think to yourself as you stare at the beaten up Eridan in front of you. He deserved getting his ass whooped after his mean comment, but Gamzee went a little too far. Okay, maybe way too far.

You hold the unconscious boy and rest his head in your lap. Even though Eridan was annoying, bothersome, weird, desperate- wait. Where were you again? Of yes, even though he was all those things, deep down you still cared about him- but in a friend way, nothing else.

Out of nowhere, his eyes suddenly shoot open and he stares into your ______ (E/C) ones. He smiles. "You had me worried there. I thought you weren't going to wake up!" you say. "Thank you, ______ (Y/N)," he says, chuckling.

After about a minute of staring and giggling, you here the sound of an ambulance in the distance. It gets louder as it gets closer to the school. "Do you think you can carry me?" you nod and squeeze his hand before putting your arms around him and carrying him, bridal style. He laughs and so do you. "I was kind of hopin that if this evver happened, I wwould be the one carryin you," he says in his wavy accent. People are staring and whispering. You kick the school doors open and continue to the ambulance. "Should I come with him?" you ask one of the doctors inside the ambulance. "If you would like. Sit here," one of them says as she points to the small seat. You nod and take a seat. The ambulance begins moving and you comfort Eridan until you get to the hospital.