Cutie And The Clown A Humanstuck Gamzee x Reader

Chapter 14

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Be the youngest Ampora

It's been a while since you have been Eridan, don't you think?

You and Cronus are in his car. He starts the engine and begins to pull out of the parking stop his car was originally parked in. He hasn't said much since he first got you, which was only a couple minutes ago. He rushed to get you out of the hospital room you were staying in and out the hospital. It was kind of weird to you, but then again, Gamzee and his older brother were there. Cronus never seemed to be very fond of the older brother, but two Makara's scares him even more.

Soon enough, Cronus is out of the parking lot. You look at one on the side mirrors the are attracted outside the car to see a familiar indigo car not too far behind.

Be Kurloz

With you and Gamzee in your car, you spot a familiar purple car exiting the parking lot and begin following. After that small episode with Cronus in the hospital, you are pretty sure that he's hiding something. And anyways, when you asked Eridan for information on ______'s (Y/N) location, Cronus wouldn't let him say anything. He just kept ignoring and interrupting Eridan whenever he opened his mouth to speak. The whole scene showed very suspicious behavior from Cronus's end.

"Yo, KuRbRo! PaY aTtEnTiOn To ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg RoAd! WhErE tHe MoThErFuCk ArE wE gOiNg NoW?" Gamzee asks, interrupting your thoughts. "WE ARE GOING TO PAY THE AMPORA'S A LITTLE VISIT," you sign using one hand and keeping the other on the steering wheel.  You step on the gas pedal and throw on a pair of sunglasses that you keep in a small compartment. You put on a poker face. "YoU lOoK lIkE tHaT dOuChE sTrIdEr. TaKe ThOsE oFf!" Gamzee rages. "NO MOTHERFUCKING WAY! YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO LOOK BADASS FOR ANY CAR CHASE! THAT'S LIKE, RULE NUMBER ONE!" you sign, keeping your eyes on the purple car and the road ahead of you. Gamzee reaches over and pulls he sunglasses off of your face. You shoot a cold glare at him as he rolls down the window, breaks the sunglasses in half, and throws them out. "YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!" you sign in frustration. "StOp GlArInG aT mE aNd KeEp YoUr EyEs On ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg RoAd!" he yells as you turn your head. You spot the purple car once again and drive a little faster to catch up with Cronus and Eridan. They've probably noticed you already, but luckily, you know where they live. A red light causes you and the purple car directly in front of you to suddenly stop. There's only two turns. He goes left as the light turns green- while you go right. Gamzee gives you a confused look and you put a hand over his mouth before he can question you. "WE CAN'T LET THEM KNOW WE ARE FOLLOWING THEM. WE WILL PARK SOMEWHERE, MAYBE A MILE AWAY FROM THERE HOUSE AND SPY FROM THERE," you sign.

Be you

You finally awake after being unconscious for about 30 minutes and get off the bed you are laying on to stretch. your stiff body. Cronus left awhile ago- maybe 20 minutes ago. Getting to the local hospital by an automobile- based on past experiences, only takes about 15 minutes. You figure that your captor would get Eridan as quickly as possible since, well, he has a hostage at home. You do the math in your head and estimate that the Ampora brothers will be back in the next few minutes, giving you some time to escape. "What a weak drug. Looks like Cronus got scammed or he really is somehow this stupid. Dumbass didn't even tie me down! This is going to be easy!" you think out loud.