Aries: Drugs
Taurus: Being sucked into the couch from not moving
Gemini: Murdered by their other personality
Cancer: Tripping over a shoelace
Leo: Mirror falls on them
Virgo: Worries self to death
Libra: Too much pizza
Scorpio: Poison
Sagittarius: Pitying self too much
Capricorn: Watching Shrek too many times
Aquarius: Drowning
Pisces: Trying to escape a self-made trap
