Aries: Showers for hours
Taurus: Cleans the whole house and then rewards themselves with a whole tub of ice cream
Gemini: Downloads some stupid illegal movies to watch
Cancer: Talks to their pets about their problems
Leo: Complains about how bored they are
Virgo: Paces the house to classical music
Libra: Takes selfies
Scorpio: Watches TV and eats an unholy amount of food
Sagittarius: Gets drunk
Capricorn: Tries to read but ends up on tumblr
Aquarius: Watches YouTube videos of cats
Pisces: Sleeps, eats, and then sleeps some more
I sleep way too much but I can't help it.