Aries: Stilettos
Taurus: Flip-Flips
Gemini: A shoe made of nails
Cancer: Nike tennis shoes
Leo: Birkenstocks
Virgo: Crocs
Libra: The shoes off the man you just killed
Scorpio: Clogs
Sagittarius: Converse
Capricorn: Socks with sandals
Aquarius: Slippers
Pisces: Barefoot (YES!)
The Signs as Footwear
Aries: Stilettos
Taurus: Flip-Flips
Gemini: A shoe made of nails
Cancer: Nike tennis shoes
Leo: Birkenstocks
Virgo: Crocs
Libra: The shoes off the man you just killed
Scorpio: Clogs
Sagittarius: Converse
Capricorn: Socks with sandals
Aquarius: Slippers
Pisces: Barefoot (YES!)