Aries: Someone to cuddle with and $100,000
Taurus: More porn
Gemini: Some chill and maybe a Bible
Cancer: Tissues for their tears
Leo: Attention
Virgo: A new task or goal
Libra: Sleep
Scorpio: Anything and everything that could be helpful in one of their murders
Sagittarius: A dildo
Capricorn: More memes
Aquarius: Minion porn
Pisces: Friends
I'm so alone ;-;
