Dwight Schrute: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?
Jim Halpert: Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, tell him that that's not true.
Jim Halpert: Dwight says that he doesn't actually know one single fact about bear attacks.
Dwight Schrute: Okay. No. Jim tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!
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Funny quotes from The Office
HumorHey! This is a collection of quotes from the hit show The Office (U.S.). I do not own these quotes or characters, I just did this purely for the entertainment of my readers (and myself, hehe). Hope you enjoy:)
