Jim Halpert: After you sir.
Dwight Schrute: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
Jim Halpert: Okay, well that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, yeah but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, I can counter it.
[Jim slaps Dwight, then walks away.]
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Funny quotes from The Office
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