Sergio: hey guys,wassup?
Isco: not much,just watching a movie
Raphael: eating baguette
James: stalking on Google
Keylor: watching vids on YouTube
Jese: rapping
Iker: reading what you idiots are doing
Lucas S: oh hey Iker
Dani: hola Iker
Isco: hola papi Iker :D
Iker: what?
Isco: what?
Sergio: hey bae❤
Iker: hey ❤
Martin: since when did you start dating?
Sergio: 10 years ago :)
Iker: it is a long period
Toni: heyy,i am here :D
Arbeloa: hey :)
Marcelo: you already started having fun without me? :(
Iker: no,i am not that lucky to have fun with them
Bree: oh hi weird people,so what are we talking about today?
Karim: oh hey...well apparently about how much iker is annoyed
Bree: so nothing unusual? Ok :)
Toni: hey guys,i didn't tell you about how my wedding went
Luka: wait,toni you got married?
Nacho: when?where?how? I have so many questions
Cristiano: you don't even remember when toni got married. Huh,not even suprised
James: oh hi cris <3
Asier: hey where did bree go?
Bree: i am here all the time,i am just stalking you
Pacheco: i start asking myself how do i even survive beside you idiots
Iker: high five Fernando,now you know how i feel
Martin: hey guys i am watching messi's videos on youtube
Cris: what?
Martin: and some liverpool vids
Alonso: what?
Sergio: ehmmm,xabi...what are you doing here?
Alonso: oh,you guys didn't know i was stalking you all the time?
Nacho: no...
Jese: who added you?
Alonso: i never left the groupchat
Bree: does you coach know that?
Alonso: nope,but why should he care?
Isco: our xabito is still a madridista,aww
Alonso: i told you,don't call me xabito, iscito
Isco: hey that is a cute nickname ❤
Pepe: what about xabuby?
Alonso: noo,you guys are awful at giving nicknames
Marcelo: xabum?
Alonso: oh my God...
Marcelo: so you like it :) yaay
Alonso: noooo...t even a bit
Marcelo added Danilo to the groupchat
Danilo: heyya!what are you all talking about
Gareth: bloody hell
Iker: no we are not talking about bloody hell
Danilo: ok...i should have thought that this will happen
Lucas S: we want to give xabi nickname
Danilo: so how is it going
Alonso: HORRIBLE
Dani: wow...relax, there is no need for caps lock
Sergio: hey babe?
Iker: yes dear?
Bree: crazy town...
Sergio: did you replace with with someone else there in porto? :(
Toni: welcome to my world,bree
Bree: oh hi toney closs
Iker: no ofc not,love. me and you forever <3
Toni: shut up,bree
Kiko: are those two always like this?
Bree: who?iker and sergio?yes all the time
Kiko: ok...
Sergio: love ya bae<3
Iker: hey are you secretly cheating on me with Nando?
Sergio: nooo...why?...
Raphael: i am just eating pop corns and reading this...
Karim: it's about to get dramatic in here *drumroll*
Bree: you have no idea...
Iker: why are you lying,i thought we don't have any secrets :( if you wanna break up with me than ok.say it to me
Sergio: noo,iki,you are my only love <3 trust me
Iker: you better not lie to me
Danilo added Casemiro to the groupchat
Casemiro: hey guys,wassup? oh...seriker drama again i see *slowly backs away*
Isco: better save yourself from this drama before it's too late
Pacheco: drama again? ewhh...i got used of that
Cristiano: ya think?
James: hey cris ❤
Cristiano: hi puppy❤❤
James: ❤❤❤
Cristiano: ❤❤❤❤❤
James: you aren't gonna beat me,i love you more ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Cristiano: aww babe ❤*heart eyes emoji*
Fabio: seriously? Another drama?
Bree: how long have you been here?
Fabio: i am stalking you all the time
Asier: you too? i thought i am the only one
Bree: all of you are stalkers,this group should be named "stalker's group"
Sergio: good idea
Sergio Ramos changes the group name to Stalker's group
Bree: really sergio?
Sergio: what? you told me to do it.
Toni: oh sergiooo...
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Madrid's idiots on Whatsapp
Random[This is such an old story, but I'm trying to keep it updated. Also I am a Madridista so yeah I get to called them idiots bcz they're my idiots :)] This story includes many many players that once played in RM and the current ones. The only different...
