/* This one's in honour of possibly the best coach we've ever had. He brought so much passion, all players love him and he left so much we can remember him by. Three ucls in 2,5 yrs damn it aaaand first la liga in a while. Gracias Zizou!!!*/
Zidane: hey guys
Bree: oh damn, coach is the one who texted first
Marcelo: hi
Sergio: hiya coach
Zidane: there is something you should know first
Sergio: we already know
Zidane: wait what? you know? how?
Gareth: luca told us
Luca: hey,leave me out of this
Zidane: how did you even find out about it?
Luca: i heard you planning to do it
Iker: wait, catch me up on stuff
James: yes pls
Zidane: what do you know exactly?
Luca: enough
Sergio: and we know it too
Marcelo: we know you love us but you shouldn't have to
Zidane: shouldn't have what?
Luca: buy us all cookies
Marco: wait i heard about those cookie rumors, so they're true?
Kiko: apparently
Sergio: woah kiko joined us
Zidane: wait guys back up
Luca: just admit it, dad
Zidane: that is NOT what i had to say
Bree: too bad, i wanted those cookies
Luka: make some and then we'll talk
Zidane: ENOUGH COOKIE TALK
Luca: oh shit, we're screwed, it's caps lock
Iker: boo-hoo
Bree: proceed, coach
Zidane: anyways as i was saying...
Zidane: you will be the first one to find out
Zidane: it just feels right for you to know first
Dani: oh this is serious
Iker: damn, was NOT expecting this
Luca: don't worry guys, whatever is up, we will get the cookies, i promise
Bree: i think we are testing coach's nerves
Kiko: ya think? coach, please proceed
Zidane: i'm resigning
Sergio: um what?
Luka: wHaT?
Isco: oh noo, pls no
Kiko: whaaaat whyyyyy
Luca: wait wait wait what do you mean rEsIgNinG??
Zidane: i'm not gonna be your coach anymore
Luca: yeah but whyyyyy
Bree: yeah, whyyyyyy
Zidane: we did have a great run but it's time for me to go
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Madrid's idiots on Whatsapp
Random[This is such an old story, but I'm trying to keep it updated. Also I am a Madridista so yeah I get to called them idiots bcz they're my idiots :)] This story includes many many players that once played in RM and the current ones. The only different...
