Chicha: yo,people
Keylor: hola
Iker: so...how did el clasico go?
Isco: what do you think?
Iker: not so good,eh?
Sergio: tell me about it...i didn't risk my injury for this
Arbeloa: i didn't risk my nervs for this
Iker: you weren't even called up,so what are you talking about?
Arbeloa: you weren't called up either
Toni: ouch
Keylor: ouch
Sergio: OUCH
Iker: excuse me?
James: guys...spread love,not hate
Isco: world peace guys...
Iker: f**k peace,i am aboutta kill this b**ch
Sergio: did he just...
Bale: yeah he did...
Karim: he said bad words!!
Cris: wtf is weird here...he always wanted to pull our heads off in the middle of the game and was yelling puta madre all the damn time
Sergio: i am the one who knows that the best
Marcelo: yeah...i believe
Chicha: so what did rafa say after game?
Iker: who cares about him...they should put me as your coach ugh
Sergio: he yelled at us...he got mad
Chicha: so he got mad in his own mistakes???
Isco: when you put it that way...yes
Luka: totally
Bale: well hello luka
Luka: yo
Iker: what a smart coach...
Sergio: be honest...did you yell "puta madre" during the game?
James: i am pretty sure he did
Marcelo: i am 1000% sure
Iker: yeah i did..every 2 minutes
Kiko: oh no...i missed a lot
Raphael: same kiko
Sergio: usual stuff...alvaro and iker fighting...we blaming coach...
Kiko: eh...
Toni: yeah normal....for us
Isco: ikr
Iker: guys...
Sergio: wut
Dani: que?
Isco: oh hey dani
Iker: try not to mess up ucl game...
Sergio: tell that to rafa...
Raphael: what did i do wrong?
James: not you,you dumb...our fat coach
Luka: yeah...he is with "f",you are "ph", pay attention dude
Iker: is saw he was eating in the middle of the game
Isco: yeah he did
Karim: yeah ugh
James: the worst thing is that he didn't offer us anything :(
Keylor: you are just thinking about food xD
James: ofc dude 8D
Iker: james trying to be cool....
Sergio: shut up "mr. cool" xD
Luka: that shirt "mr.cool"?
Sergio: yep :D
Iker: sergio...
Gareth: oh like toney closs
Sergio: yes dear?
Luka: yeah gary xD
Toni: oh shut up (¬_¬)
Iker: shut your mouth
Sergio: yes dear :'(
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