Isco: hey people, watcha doing?
Karim: hey iscito,nothing much
Raphael: hi people,i might have a problem
Iker: what did you do again?
Raphael: i didn't do anything
Raphael: and what do you mean,again?
Sergio: you do some weird stuff often, that's why
Iker: huh...some weird stuff...said by you sergio..
Sergio: eheh.. so what happened Rapha?
Raphael: i lost Camille
Isco: how could you lose your wife?
Iker: ehmm,it's early in the morning,are you in the bed right now?
Raphael: yes,why?
Toni: and where did you see her last time?
Raphael: in my bed,..why?
Sergio: did she go to the toilet?
Raphael: uhmm...i can hear the toilet flush... eheh..
Sergio: tonto..
Iker: now you know how i feel sergio
Bree: uhmm...rapha...lost your wife again?
Isco: what do you mean again?
Bree: oh you thought this is the first time? hahaha
Iker: what happened last time?
Bree: camille was in kitchen last time
Marcelo: really?
Iker: doesn't suprise me at all...
Asier: heyy
Bree: hey stalker
Pepe: ahoy
Iker: pepe why are you immitating a pira.. ehm... forget it..this doesn't suprise me a bit
Sergio: that is not how you welcome someone iker
Iker: you won't teach me about life
Fabio: drama again? oh my God
Luka: is there something weird fabio?
Jese: i will put this in my diary
Cristiano: done
James: so fast *heart eyes emoji* ❤
Isco: oh God... well at least we got love after drama
Bree: so where did those two leave
Iker: i am here
Sergio: i went to toilet,i peed
Pepe: i farted
Marcelo: my dog peed on my leg accidentally...i guess
Iker: disgusting people
Bree: which one?
Marcelo: left
Iker: no she means which dog,you have many of them
Marcelo: oh...nalla
Isco: i mixed all of your dogs' names again
Casemiro: huh who didn't
Marcelo: stalking again?
Alonso: always
Iker: where did you appear from?
Bree: stalker country
Alonso: then you would be the mayor of it bree
Bree: shut up
Martin: hey guys
Cristiano: watching messi videos again,huh?
Martin: noo,what?
Casemiro: *drumroll*
Iker: there is some points of time when you need to disappear from here...
Cristiano: well since you love him so much...
Bree: some points of time? you are not a good lier iker
Martin: omg that drama again?
Sergio: this drama is nothing...i have seen worse
Iker: you don't know worse
Gareth: hey lads
Nacho: him again with his language
Casemiro: you again with the stalking,nacho
Bree: well read the group name,no one is special here
Luka: heyy lad
Gareth: lukitaa
Iker: too much love again...
Bree: well what do you want? you don't want drama you don't want love? you can't have none
Isco: and tbh seriker make too much love too
Sergio: love the name *heart eyes emoji*
Gareth: yes,we know
Casemiro: we knooww
Isco: we never doubted at that sese...
Marcelo changed the group name to "Seriker team"
Dani: yaaay seriker
Casemiro: omg
Bree: omg
Sergio: ❤
Iker: ❤❤
I finally found some time to write this :/ i was really busy lately :(
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