ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ "Darned it, I can't believe I lost my chance to finally have sex, and not only that, he went and turned her in to a fucking fish, that asshole... Her boobs were biiiiiiig !! o(╥﹏╥)o waaaaa".
..... Depressed and saddened our hero must console him self by playing video games, eating pizza and by watching the unrated version of yesterday's exorcism, which contains extended footage as well as an all cast interview... FOR ONLY $39.99!!!ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ)
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( ´ ▽ ' )ﾉ I'm bored...
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ Yeah, hey I know!! Let's ask mister Wong to teach us a few of his amazing devine punishment moves...
ヽ(^。^)丿 How about it mister Wong, you up for it??
“ψ(｀∇´)ψ I want to learn some moves too!!
(/^▽^)/ o(〃＾▽＾〃)o d(-_^) Yeah, we too!!!! ( class mates)
(╥_╥) I too wanna learn your techniques!!
(∩_∩) Do your best honey.
(╥_╥) Yes dear.
┐(￣ヮ￣)┌ Sure, why not. I"ll teach you the forbidden finger technique, so listen carefully ok. This technique was invented by my great, great, great, great, great grand papi the leader of the Shaolin Pussy Destroying Monks, Grand Supreme Perverter Master Wong. It is said this move is so powerful it can actually alter the fabric of space and put an end to the world as we know it... Sooo lest begin shall we!!!!
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Cinderello: Get laid or die trying
Humor( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ hey, prepare yourself because what you're about to read will blow your fucking mind, there's drugs, boobs, ......... ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ what the fuck are you doing man, you're completely ruining the intro........ ( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ chill dude, I'm just ma...
