...it's an update bitches!! Σ(￣。￣ノ)ノ
New character introduction:
ヽ(゜Q。)ノPantie Zombies (Diiiiiiiicks!)
Type: Undead
Origins: Unknown, but many scientist's believe they are the result of unsatisfied housewives who've died without ever reaching an orgasm.
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( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ What...!!
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ The...!!
"ψ(｀∇')ψ Fuck...!!
ヽ(^。^)丿 Zombies...!!
┐(￣ヮ￣)┌ Not just any ordinary zombies kids, those are Pantie Zombies, instead of brains the feed of... Semen!!
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ The fuck?!
ヽ(^。^)丿It's hand and pee pee time!!
"ψ(｀∇')ψ Alright!
┐(￣ヮ￣)┌ I'm afraid is not as easy as that. They will literally fuck you to death. Ash you better call your dad, he's our only hope.
( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ Is it me or is this story getting more fucked up by the day? ... I want some of what the author's smoking.
***Author... ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ) Girl Scout cookies $50.00 the gram bitches, get it now from your trusted neighborhood dealer! ***
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ My dad??...
*** One phone call later ***
(╥_╥) Listen carefully kids, whatever you do, Don't. Let. Them. Near. Your. Devine. Instruments. OK!!
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ wa- wait dad, what the heck?
(╥_╥) Ash, shut the fuck up and do as you're told. Hide, safeguard your dicks and don't worry...daddy's coming to save you...
...Meanwhile...
(∩_∩) ... Is something wrong?
(╥_╥) After all this time, the pantie zombies are back and I'm the only one who can stop them.
(∩_∩) But honey, last time...
(╥_╥) Last time I used the ludicrous amounts of virility stored up in my divinity weapon to execute a attack so fucking amazing it saved the world from utter destruction and reversed your zombification bringing you back to life... I've been afraid to use my instrument ever since... But not anymore. NOT ANY FUCKING MORE!!!
(∩_∩) Go get them tiger!
YOU ARE READING
Cinderello: Get laid or die trying
Humor( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ hey, prepare yourself because what you're about to read will blow your fucking mind, there's drugs, boobs, ......... ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ what the fuck are you doing man, you're completely ruining the intro........ ( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ chill dude, I'm just ma...
