┐(￣ヮ￣)┌ Alright settle down class!!
(It's already 8:09 am and class is about to start, in comes Ash, late yet somehow looking incredibly refreshed and breezy... ƪ(‾.‾")┐)
( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ Something's wrong...
"ψ(｀∇')ψ Yeah, you look so refreshed...
ヽ(^。^)丿And breezy...
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ I don't know what you're talking about!!
( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ You bastard!!!
"ψ(｀∇')ψ What, what did he do?!!!
( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ He shaved!!!!!!
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) Whaaaaaaaat!!!!!!! (Pretty much the general reaction of the whole class.)
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ Yes, I shaved, so what?! Fuck you assholes; my dick has never felt better!!!! It can finally breatheeeeee!
┐(￣ヮ￣)┌ I'm sorry Ash, but by shaving your divine instrument's zone, you have violated chapter 5, sections 2, 9 and 6 of the Perverted Members of Society High (P.M.S.). In other words, you have incurred in "A Perilous Deforestation"!!!
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ But...b ...but it feels so nice and see how much bigger it looks!!!
(╥_╥)... Too depressed to even comment...
(∩_∩) My baby is all grown up!
ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ Glup!!!!! (Impressed, somehow it shines even more).
"ψ(｀∇')ψ What the fuck you bastardized cock sucker!!!!
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ Jealous bastard!!
┐(￣ヮ￣)┌ I see this call's for an emergency intervention. Class, there is purpose behind the bush, you see it provides heat protection, cushiony friction protection; it act's as shelter for woodland creatures but most importantly it protects your divine instruments from receiving direct hits. Now repeat after me: "It's a hundred times better to have a bitch chocking on your hair, than it is to have your dick get blown away".
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ Wow, I never knew "pubes" were so important, I promise to never shave again!
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) We all promise!!!!
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Cinderello: Get laid or die trying
Humor( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ hey, prepare yourself because what you're about to read will blow your fucking mind, there's drugs, boobs, ......... ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ what the fuck are you doing man, you're completely ruining the intro........ ( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ chill dude, I'm just ma...
