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Chapter 2

Kimi

"IBIKI, I'M HOME!!!" I yelled as I ran into the house.

"Hush Kimi, I'm in the kitchen." Ibiki said. I walked into the kitchen to see Mr. Interrogator decked out in a bright yellow apron.

I smirked "Hey Ibiki, do you like the new apron I bought you?"

My smirk turned into a full blown smile when he got an irk mark and answered. "Hell no I don't! What were you thinking? What do you think people would say if they saw me in this? My reputation would be ruined!"

Whipping out my camera I replied with a "Well I guess we could see what people would think." I started taking pictures of Ibiki with the apron on.

"Damn it. KIMI GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!" I just turned and sprinted away. When I reached my room I quickly hid my camera under the bed. I heard steps come towards the stairs and ran to the bathroom and turned on the shower knowing that that would keep Ibiki away.

I heard a knock on the door. I sighed "Ibiki the exam is tomorrow I need to take a shower and go to sleep we can continue this tomorrow."

"Fine. Good night Kimi" I heard his voice drift through the door. I waited till I heard his steps move down the stairs to whisper "Night Daddy."

~~~~~~~~~~Morning~~~~~~~~~~

Kimi

I woke up to my alarm clock, aka Ibiki, screaming at me to get up. So me being an "excellent morning person" and all pulled the three kunai I always keep under my pillow out and chucked them at Ibiki with my eyes still closed.

"Kid?" I could hear Ibiki's wish to beat the crap out of me in his voice and decided to open my eyes and look at him. Ibiki was standing on his tip toes pressed against the wall with the kunai pining his arms and the crotch of his pants to the wall.

"Hahaha Ibiki, if that had hit just a tad higher you wouldn't be able to make babies!" My amusement quickly vanished though when I felt his aura darken.

"Oh! What I meant to say was sorry I should have never thrown those kunai without looking first, please forgive me?" I got up and walk toward Ibiki quickly but quietly.

"Um sorry this might feel a little strange." I wrapped my right hand around the kunai and, not giving myself time to think, put my left palm on his pelvis and yanked.

I heard a sharp intake of breath and glanced up at Ibiki to see a look of pain cross over his face. I looked at the kunai to see slight traces of blood. "Oh Kami! Ibiki I'm so sorry. Give me a second and I'll take you to the hospital." I grabbed the kunai on the left and pulled it out. He pulled out the right kunai on his own as I made the hand signs necessary for a teleportation jutsu and grabbed his arm. I helped him up on the stretcher when we reached the hospital and the nurse took him away. I then did the signs for the shadow clone jutsu and poofed my clone to the Hokage's office.

"Lord Hokage?" I asked as I entered the room.

"Yes Kimi, what is it?" I glanced around to make sure no one was in here with us.

"There was a slight accident this morning that required me to take Ibiki to the hospital and I missed the graduation exam, is there anyway I can take it now?" I looked at the old man to see him smiling.

"Kimi?" He asked. "Is this a shadow clone that I am speaking to?"

"Yes, Lord Hokage." His grin grew larger. He took out something black, threw it at me and said. "You pass!" I looked down to see a black forehead protecter.

"Thanks gramps." And my clone poofed back to the hospital and handed it to me. I tied it around my waist just before the nurse walked back out. "How is he?" I asked her.