Eating Dat Pussy

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  One day little Johnny came to class with his cat, crying. His first grade teacher asked "Why is your cat here and u are you crying?" He said sobbing "B-b-because when I was leaving the house I heard my daddy say 'When Johnny leaves for school in going to eat that pussy'" Me: Poor Johnny .-.

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