IM BACK BITCHEZ

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....HAYYYYYYY. Omg I want to get back into wattpad and do all that nice crappy crap! FYI check out my other book: Having Some Fun! I love writing it and it is FUCKED UP! 0-0 any wayyyy here are some dad jokes enjoy!





Why do pterodactyls go to the bathroom silently, CAUSE THE "P" IS SILENT *ba dum crash*

What's in the middle of Paris, "R" *ba dum crash*

What happens to frogs when they park in fire lanes, THEY GET "TOAD" *ba dum crash*

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Why shouldn't you bring your chicken to school (you should that would be awesome), CAUSE THEY COULD USE "FOWL" LANGUAGE
I need a life 0-0
By my lovelies!!

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