Dirty Joke Book

Rasberries

-AN Omg I'm so sorry I have been worrying about school and shit but IM BACK BITCHES XD sorry?? But I'm going to update a shit load cause I have updated in a while and tomorrow is my sisters birthday and Thursday is mine so I'm not gonna be on wattpad that much this week anywho sorry bout that but this joke is credit to my dad ENJOY!-
Little Jimmy in his first grade class is saying their favorite fruit. So Ms.IDontGiveAShitAboutNames says "Suzy what's your favorite fruit?" Suzy replies "APPLES!" Then she calls on Timmy. He says "Oranges!" Then she calls on Jimmy. "I like raspberries." The teacher looks at him with disgust. She yells "EWW YOU CANT LIKE RASPBERRIES THATS GROSS GO TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE THIS INSTANT!" So little jimmy walks to the principles office dumbfounded when he gets there the principle says "Ok Jimmy what did you do now?" He says "I don't know all I said was that I like raspberries." The principle says nothing but "Mayor. NOW!" So little Jimmy goes to the mayor and says the same thing dumbfounded and the mayor says "That's insanitary go the the governor!" So Jimmy goes to the governor. The governor says "What did you do know Jimmy?" -he is a very popular kid- Jimmy says "I DON'T KNOW ALL IM SAYING IS THAT I LIKE RASPBERRIES!" He governor says "You must go to the president! Shoo you insane boy!" So Jimmy goes to the president and the president says "What did you do my man Jimmy?" He is crying saying "I...I d-d-don't know! -sniffle sniffle- A-a-all I said is that I like raspberries!" -sob sob cry hiccup- the president says "Well Jimmy that's ok cause I like raspberries too. Do you can say to every one that it's on to like raspberries." He hugs Jimmy he stops crying and so he goes down the line and says that it's ok to like raspberries. After school that day he gets hits by a buss Splat! He is a pancake!! What the moral of the story?? Comment your guess before reading on...

LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE YOU CROSS THS STREET!!!
Me: TROLLOOLOLLLOLOL that's my dads joke and it's the best in the world