One day a dad made a lie detector, so whenever someone lied around it, the person got slapped. So that night while his wife and son were eating dinner he brought it out. He asked the son "Where were you today?" The son replied "I was at school.". He got robo slapped. "Fine fine o was at Johns house." He replied. "Frank you have to ask an adult if you go somewhere. What were you doing at his house??" The father asked. "Playing video games like Mario Kart." He got robo slapped again! "Fine we were watching porn!" He said angered. "Son I'm highly disappointed in you! I didn't even know what porn was when I was your age!" The dad got slapped. The wife said "Well he is your son...."
She got slapped. Lie detector for sale!
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