Dirty Joke Book

So basically,

Uhh, my friend, also a little shit, tagged me in some Q and A shit so I'll just answer a few basic questions and if you have further questions please put them in the comments.....k.o

1) My name is Alexandria Virginia Kapus, I'm 11, in 7th grade, And you wished you knew where I lived *sassy hairflip*

2) I don't do any sports, I know I'm a fatass >~< but I got a great ass tho, but I'm in extended math, and language arts, so I is smart

3) I had to get this out of the way but I DON'T FUCK AROUND BITCH, I HIT A KID IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BOOK AND DIDN'T GET CAUGHT TRY ME

4) I have a gf, her name is, *bbeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp* and she is ***************** ._. ┐('•_•')┌

5) I'm not really into fandom a but I like Kevedd and conspiracy theories.

6) I'm a dork. That's it.

7) I don't know if you know this but IM GAY, LIKE REALLY REALLY GAY, LADY PARTS ARE NICE. Also I think I'm bi gender ^-*

8) I love Shane Dawson! And Lizzza The Gabbie Show ect....

9) I haven't seen any Harry Potter movies from the age of 5. I fall assess during the lord of the rings movies as well

10) finally ({}) that's a vagina.

Enjoy ^-^ peace