Is your joke still funny? (Book 1)

Q&A - part 1

1) What fandoms are you in?
One direction, 5sos, NEARLY EVERY BLOODY FANDOM THERE IS BASICALLY.

2) Do you ship Larry?
Who doesn't? OFC I do.

3) Favourite movie?
TFIOS & This is us

4) Nash or Hayes?
Hayes Grier is just... I can't even. I love him.

5) Is your wattpad account secret?
Kind of yeah. Only like 3 people know I'm here [cue evil laugh]

6) If you had a giraffe where would you hide it?
Why in hell would I have a giraffe
But if I did under the stairs so it can be like Harry Potter and be magical.

7) Favourite youtuber?
Is Marcus Zoe Alfie Joe Casper ollie Troye Tyler EP a choice

8) Troye or Tyler?
What, no. Don't. Why? Cruel. Troye.

9) Can you twerk?
Let's get this straight... If you've seen me twerking on YouTube I will kill Maia for putting it on. But yes, yes I can.

10) Do you like Miley Cyrus?
I don't get why everyone's against her. She's either boring or a slut. Personally I love her she's still the same person inside. #dontjudgeabookbyitscover

11) Favourite song?
I can't pick. I just can't.

12) Do you like whales?
I guess they're okay...

13) What song is in your head at the moment?
Happy little pill

14) Sweet or salty?
Salty

15) what's your nickname?
Erm, I don't know. You can give me one if you want.

16) Who's your favourite wattpader that follows you?
I can't pick. You're all fabulous and amazeballs.

17) Kim Kardashian or kylie Jenner?
Kylie Jenner all the way no questions asked.

18) Kylie Jenner or Kendal Jenner?
Why did you do that to me? Ugh. Erm... Kylie.

19) Pizza or Netflix?
Is this even a question... Pizza.

20) Google or bing?
Google OFC

21) Do you ship Troyler?
Yes I bloody do they're one of my OTP's

22) Do you ship Zalfie?
Yeahhhhh. They're my #1 OTP

23) If you had a unicorn what would you call it?
I would call it Kitten just to confuse people.

24) Would you date someone older than you?
Yeah, definitely. Love knows no ages.

25) Joe sugg or Caspar Lee?
I- b- why? Joe

26) What's a good pick up line to use on a guy?
I lost my number can I have yours?

27) Opinion on Demi Lovato?
She's my inspiration.

28) How are you going to deal with all these questions?
I don't bloody know to be fair.

29) Do you like avocado?
YES! AND HE SHALL BE CALLED BOB.

30) Do you like Starbucks?
That's like asking people if they like oxygen....

31) Do you ship Lashton?
OFC I DO.

32) Do you like 5H?
No I hate them so much.

33) Is Connor Franta bae or nah?
Yeah he's bae

34) Do you have any special talents/ skills?
Erm.. Drawing I guess

35) Woman crush?
Cara Delevingne.

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I'll answer the rest/ anymore we get in the next chapter.
Thank you for the weird questions!!