Damon has spent a century as a vampire, believing that his immortal life began when he was turned but when long-buried memories resurface, he discovers a shocking truth before he became a vampire he was a witch, a powerful one. As a child, Damon wie...
Hello my darlings. How are you all today. I know this isn't a chapter but don't worry I'll be putting one up this week or the next. Anyway this is about a new book of mine, called I'm Kai Parker! Fuck!. I've been reading a lot of fanfic about Kai Parker and I've become obsessed with him right now. So I thought why don't I write a book but a rebornish au book. I really hope you like and check it out. I don't think you'll be disappointed.
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Sam Parker is just your average 19 year old Irish guy. Blonde, sarcastic, deeply closeted, and dragged to New Orleans by his hot, witch-obsessed girlfriend for a Vampire Diaries pilgrimage. It's all tourist traps and supernatural nonsense... until he laughs in the face of a so-called witch and wakes up trapped in the body of one of the show's most dangerous villains.
Now stuck in the Prison world as 19 year old Kai fucking Parker, with a magic-charged ring and zero clue how to survive, Sam has two goals:
1. Don't die. 2. Collect as many hot supernatural men as possible. (For protection. Obviously. Totally not because he has a thing for murderous vampire daddies. Ahem.)
Armed with sass, overpowered magic, and way too much knowledge of TVD canon, Sam's about to rewrite the Mystic Falls timeline—one chaotic thirst trap at a time.
Because if he's going to be stuck in this world... he's going it his way.
