Her majesty queen Kawaii sits at her throne, waiting for the peasant Phenom to give in the daily report about the attacks in the lower parts of the Palace. All of a sudden she hears this weird cat scream outside the throne room doors. It was Phenom. "YOUR MAJESTY, YOUR MAJESTY!" she screams while running in a zigzag pattern towards Kawaii. She stops at the lower stair of the throne and says
"The skeletons are getting closer and the zombies are tearing down our barricades". Kawaii gives her a strange look.
"What is it Your Majesty?" Phenom says, looking at her with a confused look.
"Why the fuck are there barricades in my palace?". Phenom facepalms the wall.
"Your Majesty there are FUCKING SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES IN THE PALACE. WHY ELSE I WOULD HAVE PUT BARRICADES THERE IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE?".
"BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT WANT PEOPLE TO STEAL ALL YOUR COOKIES!"
"FUCK THIS ROLEPLAY KAWAII LETS JUST GO FIND THE EMERALDS AND DIAMONDS"
Kawaii nods before laying her paw on the ground "I like rolling around on the ground and pretending I'm a slug"
Phenom mentally facepalms before dragging Kawaii out of the throne room and vowing never to let this situation happen again.
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Memories..
AdventureA true story about a young wolf and duck on an adventure through an unknown land called... Noirland. What happens to them I don't know, but I do know that this is the most craziest story I have created so far. Enjoy.
