Can we just take a moment to appreciate this like omfg. I'm slowly turning into a Mikey girl. And to top it off...I'M ON MIKEYS SIDE FOR THE CONCERT! IF HE DOES THIS I'LL DIE!
Ashton's been on tour for 3 months now and he just started the Australian/New Zealand part of the tour so he said he'd be coming home with a surprise. I already knew what kind of surprise it was though. It was currently 2 in the morning and I was texting Ashton, Luke, Calum, and Michael who were on the plane over to Sydney right now.
To: Michael XD, Luke :), Calum ;), & Ash<3 ;*
Michael: You should really be sleeping Eva :(
Ash: Yea hun especially since you gotta pick us up at 8
Calum: or is it cuz you don't wanna wear her down later 😏
Luke: I feel really uncomfortable...
Michael: yea Ash we hear you at night 😈
Me: Omfg *facepalm*
Michael: Its true! Tell her Ash. Tell her how much you missssss herrrrr
Luke: yup 😓
Calum: He gave me a boner one time tbh •_•
Me: EWWWW WTF CALUM!!
Luke: Bro that just nasty
Michael: I am not your friend anymore
Ash: I hate all of you
Me: Even me :( ?
Ash: No love not you. Never 😘
Michael: Somebody's getting laid tonight 😏
Calum: look next to you dude...
Me: Dont tell me he got a boner
Luke: CALUM GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! I RATHER BE SITTING NEXT TO THAT WEIRD DONUT GUY NEXT TO US!
Michael: •_• no dude not the donut guy
Calum: Thats messed up
Ash: OH HELL NO! I RATHER SIT NEXT TO BONER GUY!
Me: ????
Ash: Theres this fat guy sitting across from us and he's been eating donuts the whole plane ride staring at us with his eyes wide open.
Me: WTF?!
Calum: yup
Luke: yup
Michael: its weird...
After that I'm pretty sure I fell asleep.
To: Michael XD, Luke :), Calum ;), & Ash <3 ;*
Me: DADDY!
Michael: 😂😂 Remember when Ashton wasn't ACTUALLY a dad?
Ash: Yes angel?
Me: daddy, mommy said you wre brenging home a surprize 😁
Luke: Oh god Michael, please for the sake of Ashton's child dont be dirty
Michael: A very special surprise I bet
Calum: I dont know whether this is funny or something else i cant say...
Luke: CALUM I SWEAR IF YOUR FRIEND POPS UP AGAIN YOU WONT HAVE HIM ANYMORE!
Me: YOUR GONNA KILL UNCLE CALUM FREND!!!
Luke: No Baby no😅
Calum: dats baddddd
Ash: were's mommy?
Michael: oh god he calls her mommy... And SHE CALLS HIM DADDY!
Luke: MICHAEL!
Me: mommys naping. Her phone not locked.
Me: What does Uncie Mikey mean?
Luke: now you've really done it
Michael: so innocent i love her
Calum: SHES ONLY 5 LEAVE HER ALONE!
Michael: you cant be talking mr. Wee wee peeper
Luke: umm....
Calum: i dont even know what to say
Me: wee wee peeper?
Ash: I hate all of you
I DIED WRITING THIS CHAPTER😂😂😂 idk about you guys but this is funny shit.
Btw your welcome for updating again @Benjaunicorn5sos
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FanficAshton and Eva have been happily married for two years with their blonde haired and brown eyed baby girl named Leila. The only thing is that Ashton isnt like all the other dads/husbands around. He lives half of his life at home with his family and t...
