(River house)
River:OK so sqauds coming over. are u ready to meet them?
Me:man,I've been ready since 2:00 am.
River:*laughs hard*
Me(confused) what dafuq is so funny?
River:u. u have me rolling.
(Squad rings doorbell)
Me:I'll answer it
River:OK.
Me:(walks to the door and opens it)
Me:surprise mother fucker!!!
Squad:what.....the..........fuckery!!!
Me:hey wassup hello!!!
Squad:I just saw a person that I don't even know!!!!
Me: I'm miya monae.
Tayvion:oh yea. River told us about u.
Me:so Am i good?
Squad:hell yes!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ight. So come in.
Squad:oh yeah.
Me:I'm going to need y'all to not talk all at one time.
Squad:sorry!!!!
Me:(gives them the really nigga face)
Benny:girl u to funny.
Me:well what's funny I don't see nobody laughing?
Ben:u need to watch that smartass mouth u got(says playfully)
Me:yes ma'am!!!!!!
(Squad busted out laughing)
Ben:really nigga....yes ma'am?
Me:really nigga.....really nigga?
(Squad died laughing)
Me:aye,aye,aye!!! What are y'all doing? (Says it like Craig daddy off of Friday)
(Squad laugh s again)
Me:so y'all ain't gon say nun to river?
Nadia:oh. I forgot.
Me:yeah right. Just go say hi y'all.
Squad: ight.
(Squad walks in river room.)
Nadia:hey river. Miya seems chill.
River:hey. and she is.
Jaden:wassup bae?
River:nothing.
Jaden:oh.
(Me walks in)
Me: surprise motherfuckers.
Ben:so what's the surprise?
Me:(looks at him like he a damn fool)
Me:me nigga(says like shalissa)
Taybion:bruh....foreal I want a real suprise.
Me:you about to be in a real hospital if u don't shut the hell up.
So y'all tell me what y'all think so far.
