(Me and squad walking down the street)
Crack head:do u have some spare change?
Me:no but I got a spare stamp so u can mail your ass a job application.
( Squad dies laughing and I just got a straight face.)
Crack head:I don't give a fuck!!!
Me:but u should give a fuck about me bout to knock the last 4 of them teeth out your mouth.
Jaden:bruh.
Tay:foreal? Aye crack head let me see your 4 teeth.
Crack head:no nigga.
Tay:man,shut yo broke want some spare change ratchet clothes looking ass up.
Crack head:man!!! That's why I'm rich anyway.(takes off crack head clothes and has rich people clothes on under.)
Me;foreal? Now u can buy yo ass a job.
River:yeah get dafuq out of here.
Crack head:man,bye niggas.
Tell me if I'm funny though
