running into hoes who act like they dont have clothes

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(Still walking down the street)
Me:I'm bored.
Nadia:me too.
Me:I know what u can do!
Nadia:what?
Me:listen to this.(puts it on t-wayne.)
Nadia:now I ain't bored.
Me:bet u ain't.
River:what about us?
Me:what about y'all?
(Rest of squad give me the bitch really face)
Me*laughs* what? I don't have anything else.
River:hold on.......we can go to your house miya.
Me:yeah we can.
( walks up to my house)
Me:y'all read to turn up.
Squad:yeah!!!!!!!!!
(We all walked in and saw my uncle eazy e with a hoe.)
Me:uncle eazy!!!!!!?!?!
Eazy:yeah!?!
Me:ummmm..............dafuq u doing?
Eazy: nun just chilling.
Me:oh. Well I got an idea.
Eazy: what?
Me:u can chill your ass up out of here.
(Squad just keep dying laughing)
The hoe: who the fuck are u.
Me:not your ugly mama.
The hoe:I know I'm older but I will beat a little girls ass.
Me:I know I'm 13 but I will beat a barney remix loving bitchs ass.
(The hoe gasped)
Me:what are u gasping for u know u like barney.
The hoe:so?
Me:so? U can so your ass up out of here. Bye!!!!!!!!!
The hoe: bye.
(The hoe leaves)

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