oh dont do it...yeah...oh my god!!

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(At jaden house)
Jaden:bruh turn the music up!!!!!!!!!
Malak:man u better shut yo pina' colada,big red mixed with sprite looking ass up.
Me:oh don't do it.
Squad:yeah!!!
Jaden:boy u better get yo pineapple and peanut butter eating ass on.
Me and squad: oh my god!!!!!!!!
(Me and squad laughs)
Jaden:ain't nun funny I'm dead serious.
Malak:so am I.
(Jaden looks at malak. They both busted out laughing.)
Me:(stops laughing) what the fuckery is so funny?
Squad:them....... and you!!!!!!
Me:oh.
Tayvion:u a trip.
Me:boy I ain't no trip cause if I was yall would already be in that rocketship!!
(Squad laughs hard)
Me:tay.
Tayvion:wassup.(looking at his phone)
Me:I'm going to tell on u.
Tay:(looks at me) for what!?!?
Me:cause u was looking at.....
Tay:at what?!?
Me: those nuts!!!!!!! (Points to the model picture on his phone.) Ha goteem!!!!!
Tayvion:(gives me really nigga face.)
Me:*laughs*
Me:sorry tay.
Tay: what eva (sounds like ghetto girl)
(Squad laughs)

Do y'all think its funny.............or nah?!?

#ohdontdoit.

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