Ugghhh
"You and Gabby are sharing a water bottle"
"Ew she spits back, plus you have a whole cooler full of them.... Cheap ass.."
"Gabby is sitting next to you in the car"
"I wouldn't mind so much if she wasn't always screaming, wasn't always trying to tickle me and touch me, and if she wasnt always licking her arm or some shit."
"They're sleeping with you"
"Bitch, when we were at the motel I was halfway off the bed and your girlfriend's son was stealing my pillow. Last night I kept waking up to Gabby kicking me. I don't LIKE sleeping with people unless its snuggling with a bf if I had one (forever alone) so why the fuck do they have to sleep with me when there's a couch that pulls out like a recliner, a futon that I had to get off of because your girlfriend wanted it but she was complaining about it being uncomfortable, and TWO FUCKING MATRESSES! How about The kids go on the mattresses, your gf on the futon BC she wanted to sleep there, and me and you on the pull out thingys on the couch? They're on the opposite side of the couches, and you snoring is better than being
-kicked
-having my only pilloe stolen
-or falling off the bed
You made me come out here but let Lora stay.... The least you could do is make sure I don't wake up to one of the kids hurting me."
Jeeeeeez Dad!
