This is Ryan, killer of Kings, Destroyer of Worlds. All hail pie and the mighty lord Cthulhu. Don't be a cabbage. Eat a pie
Ranting Book
Table of contents-
When ppl point out a mistake you did really loud for the whole class to hear
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Slow wifi tho
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When your trying to get around your house at night
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The worst time to think of a comeback...
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Stupid ppl who...
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When a terrible song is stuck in your head
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Losing shit at school
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When you can't reach the charger
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When your friend.....
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Un-named rant
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Family Reunions Tho
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Wake up call
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Ppl who stare at you
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The feeling when.... (Good rant)
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Losing a Follower
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Siblings
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Over-reactions
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Hurray!! (Happy rant!!!)
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When you peel off stickers and they do the thing
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Fanfics with horrible grammar....
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Trying to publish a story and wattpad just
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I. AM. SO. ANGRY. THAT. I'M. SHAKING.
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Unamed rant
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When people don't know when to stop
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TRYING TO PAY ATTENTION BUT
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When you want to post a rant but
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Remembering embarrassing shit
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When you cant think of the the thing your talking about
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Playing war with my sister and
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Earbuds that wont stay in
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Another card rant
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Hatrs gon h8
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DENTISTS BE LIKE
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When my dads second ex wife be like
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Little siblings singing...
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Talkin shit
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Proper responses when someone is talking bullshit:
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Personal rant
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Computer dies...
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I'M SCARED
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Dammit Wattpad
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Nice try guys
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THE DOG DOESNT LIKE YOU
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Having to share shit with your little siblings
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Coughing...
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Headphones in, world out
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Watching people on Youtube play fnaf for the first time and..
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Losing mom in the store
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The kind of kids that do this:
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LETS TAKE SOME STEPS BACK HERE
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Ilegally downloading music
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Never leaving the headphones in the van again....
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Thanks for the drink assholes
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STOP TREATING ME LIKE IM ONE OF THE TODDLERS
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Cotton Candy
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Little kids who are picking an argument with you and your obviously right
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Buying chocolate that's melted
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Fuckig Wattpad...
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nuh bruh
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Your funny kid
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My friends are assholes
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Omg
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When you know your friemd isnt gonna be here tomorow
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Fiona
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When
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Boutta kill a bitch
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The moment when
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Let me tell you why this bitch needed to be cussed at
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MY BEST FRIEND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Can i have my seat back plz
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Excuse me bitch? Need something?
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Bruh you dont own the place
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The days where you just no
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Im done Fiona.
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EX HAS RETURNED
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When your listening to dubstep before class
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I Like Pie
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Remembering stuff that hit you really hard in the past
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When the bus smells like someone shit their pants
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"Why don't your friends ever like, go over to your house?"
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Being really lazy about updating your fanfictions
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MINIONS
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When people are spreading rumors about you and it eventually passes on to you
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When people always point out this one crush you have on someone ;-;
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Avert your eyes bitch
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Damn you frizzy hair
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WHEN THE TEAVUER TURNS ON PANDORA
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Well then
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Drama level over 9000
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Its like this bitch has nothing better to do
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Really Asshole Way To Fucking Go Shut Your Trap And Get Over It Seriously
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When you're looking for more furry pics but you find a naked guy
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Girl Problems
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Dat moment when
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God Damn Brother
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The "Normal" One Eh? I Guess White Girls Are Considered Normal, In This Society
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Skype tho
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When Wattpad isnt letting you tag a certain person
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FUCKIN LOOK AT IT (not a rant)
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NO FUCKING MILK. (100th Rant)
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FUCKING JESUS
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fuckin jam
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Losing an amazing friend...
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fckn tolit pper damt
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For @Roydrage (it's really important)
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It wouldn't be worth it ;-;
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FIND THE EMO
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Do I have to anything today
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No I'm Fine
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I'm Miserable...
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So Sorry :(
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WE WILL FIND A WAY TO FANGIRL
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WOw okay >3>
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ken you literally fucking not
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Seems legit
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ur turning these french fries in2 french cries
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Fake.
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LISTEN TO A STORY (not a rant)
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Stupid cunt .p.
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THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
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Take like 22 steps back bro
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I'm really trying here bud
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I made a thing (Not a rant)
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Bullshit
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c,:
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WHEN YOUR FRIEND WON'T GET ONLINE
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crush confess
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Fun, right?
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FUCK
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:<
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...
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Group Chats
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;-;
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This is fine
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>: <
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:<
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Oh.
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c,:
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I need more Funko pops
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Undertale Trash
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All this bullshit
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I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
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:T
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o h
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Untitled Part
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We hallucinated some heck
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Untitled Part
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:')
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..
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?????
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WHEN U C SMOL BLUEBERRY SANS
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Untitled Part
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rip
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Oops
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Pineapples On Pizza (Very long rant)
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LOL so
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