Phan One Shots

noCrappy First One Shot

•++**MY ACTUAL STARTING ONE SHOT IS ON THE NEXT PAGE**++•

So I've been brought to the Phandom by recommendation.

And I've read so many one shots.

And now I'm writing some.

There will be sadness.

And fluffiness.

And smut.

This is fluffy/funny... Actually this one is shit. But there will be better ones I swear.

Thank you for reading.

Also quick A/Ns throughout are in hashtag form.

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Dan

Phil. Phil. Phil.

The ONLY thing on my mind is how much I like- no love him. I can't tell him that of course... It could ruin our friendship! Or he could move out! AND I'D DIEEEEE internally.

But in all seriousness I am completely and totally in love with him. I love his eyes, his smile, his hair, he is my little lion. If you tell him that I will kill you.

I literally just threatened myself.

I'm so done with Starbucks I've had like three Pumpkin Spice Lamptits or whatever they're called.

Aha Lamptits. Hahahaahahahaha.

Did I just laugh out loud? OMG is that the same girl?! Oh god I need to go hide again.

Do NOT sing again Dan. That didn't work last time.

Okay I think she's gone.

I wish Phil was here. I swear I would pick Phil over traveling through time and space with The Doctor.

O M G

If we get married we should have a Doctor Who themed wedding. We'd walk down the aisle together to the theme song. DOOO WEEEE DOOOOOOO!!

I should tell him I'm gay at least. You know what? I'll do it as soon as I get home.

I know exactly what I'll say. I'm so excited for this now. Nervous... But excited.

Wow I'm actually so close to the flat. Time flies when you're planning your imaginary gay marriage to your probably straight roommate and planning to come out to him.

These fucking stairs.

Okay... Let's unlock the door Dan. You got this. And open it... Good. And- is that Phil singing?

"THINKING OUT LOUD, MAYBE

WE

FOUND

LOVE

RIGHT

WHERE

WE

ARE!!" Aaaaand he's singing Ed Sheeran in the shower.

Is he talking to himself? I know I probably shouldn't press my ear to the door and listen but oh no it's already there I guess I have to.

"Damn it Dan. Why do you have to be straight? It's not like you'd like me anyway but still..."

HE LIKES DAN?! Wait I'm Dan. HE LIKES ME?! Should I tell him I like him?!

What of it was a different Dan. ? Or maybe he was lying. Or something. I can't tell him. I mean I'll come out to him but I'll wait until he comes out to me to tell him my feelings.