First Impressions

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I used to think:
• John sang Let It Be
• Here Comes the Sun was Lennon-McCartney
• Ringo's nose was stupid
• They were teenagers

Now I think:
• PAULIE MCBEARDY IN THE RED BOX OF SHAME FOR LIFE
• Here comes the sun, do do do do
• RINGOS NOSE IS BEAUTIFUL, IF ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE I WILL SEND THE BLUE MEANIE AFTER THEM
• Ringo was 22, John was 21, Paul was 20, and George was 19 when Love Me Do was released and John's 22nd birthday was 4 days after that

HOW STUPID WAS I WHEN I WAS LITTLE

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