[a/n: nearly 5,000 reads already what the frick this only had 3,300 yesterday!?]
phil😋: send me a selfie
dan✨: why
phil😋: because you're cute
dan✨: but i look like trash
phil😋: you always do
dan✨: THANKS
phil😋: i'm kidding - selfie?
dan✨: ugh
dan✨: [picture received]
phil😋: SEE YOU'RE SO ATTRACTIVE
dan✨: bullshit
phil😋: no you seriously are like wow 😍
dan✨: well, thanks, babe
phil😋: what's that on your wrist?
dan✨: what?
phil😋: you broke your promise? :(
dan✨: i'm sorry
