Homestuck Boyfriend Scenarios

When He First Meets You

//warning this contains a little bit of cursing and weirdness//

Karkat:

"Oh great, another one to look after and help with relationship advice." You raised a eyebrow. " What The fuck are you looking at with your beautiful perfect face."

Sollux:

He smiled, and held out a hand to fist bump. "This'th is'th sorta th'sudden; but would you like to go out th'sometime?"

Gamzee:

He blinked in surprised, then simply stated; "Hey sis, we should totally like, get some faygo sometime ~"

Tavros:

Tavros was happy you were nice (Human/troll). He liked you, "I errr, dunno if you'd like to err, go out sometime?"

Dave:

Dave turned around from his mix decks, then pulled his shades down slightly as he seen you. "Woaaahhh...Fuck Dude~Damn."

Dirk:

Dirk smiled when he heard you say you like anime. "We should cosplay sometime, you me and cal~"

John:

John decided to make a good impression on you, telling you horrible jokes. "We need to go out sometime~"