When He gets you pregnant

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Idk why I'm writing this...


Karkat:

"What."
"I'm pregnant???"
"...whaaaat..."
"How can..."
"How..."

Sollux:

"How the fuck did that happen"
"I dunno"

Gamzee:

"Grubs?! Motherfucker, you sure we ready?"
"I don't know"

Tavros:

"...I'd...what"
*shrugs*
"...oh, can we call the kid Pippa?"
"Awww"

Dave:

"WHAT NO WAIT SLOW DOWN (NAME)'S BODY I DONT WANT KIDS, SWEET MARY FUCKIN APPLEJUICE"
"I guess we should still have it l."
"I like kids, I'm just nervous"

Dirk:

"..."
*he leans and stared at your stomach*
"...Sup really Lil' man."

John:

*hyperventilates* "oh gog no we're screwed oh no we're all gonna die and the kid is gonna die, damnit (name)
"Well, we are still gonna keep it"
"Yeah"

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