'Twas the night before football...

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'Twas the night before football, when all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Fantasy lineups were set by owners with care,

In hopes that a win would soon be all theirs.

Tom Brady was nestled all snug in his bed,

On an under-inflated air mattress, trick plays in his head.

Peyton in Denver held a football in his lap,

And somewhere Frank Gore dreamed finding the gap.

When out in Green Bay, there arose a clatter,

It was Packers fans eating an assorted cheese platter.

The offseason is over, gone with a flash,

But Russell Wilson still churns, why did he pass?

A new season dawns, teams are ready to go,

Tomorrow begins the NFL show!

Fans will fill stadiums, boo, scream, and cheer,

And a champion will be crowned at the end of the year.

- /u/-internets (Reddit User)

Regular season starts tomorrow! Can't believe I'm saying this, but I want the Pats to win.

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